i need to get more than four hours of sleep tonight or i will die.

I have so much shit to do I don’t know where to start so I’m just going to sit in a corner , popping diazepam and crying into a tin of biscuits.

i dont think this whole school thing is going to work if you need me i will be living underneath a bridge

remember that time i had like a 15 minute drunken conversation at 4am with a petrol station attendant about how Thor is the coolest

you think phone calls are hard, try skyping a politician whose from a different country and dahfjsdglsfhlkkhg

1000 of the 1200 word mother fucker shit yea ok 

why did i pick this subject to write about fuck 

i know i can write these essays its just that i need to feeeeeeeeel them i need to be in that mindset and then i can write them in like one minute but i just need to feeeeeeel it ya kno?

I didn’t put my phone on do not disturb and some asshole woke me up at 5 o’clock in the morning mother fucker

I hate it when you try an be a responsible person by putting your phone on the do not disturb setting so some asshole on Facebook doesn’t wake you up at three in the morning but then you forget to turn the setting off and then you look at your phone and its like what holy shit the entire fucking world has called me and I didn’t even fucking notice what shit fuck